Q: What was your favourite "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a..."
fill in the blank sort of line?KU: My favouite one is uhhh "Dammit, I'm a doctor not an escalator!"
I think that's my favourite.
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There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.
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Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.
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“The recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”
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“He’s a really loving drunk. I probably shouldn’t say that, but you know how people’s personalities come out when they’re drunk.” - Disconnect director Henry-Alex Rubin
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Clark: You know, there are still people who think that you and I —
Diana: Yes, I am aware. But friendships like ours do not sell magazines.
Clark: Just as well. They wouldn’t understand.
Diana: No. They wouldn’t understand at all.(Wonder Woman V2, #226)
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
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